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For information regarding this and all the other sites listed contact John D'Agostino, Eccentric Outsider Artist, aka John Dog.  The Eccentric Outsider Artist John D'Agostino has never been to Kansas. After you visit any of my web sites and see my eccentric art you must send me some smokes. The Eccentric Outsider Artist, John D'Agostino, likes to smoke Captain Black Mini Tipped Cigars - Sweets and funk music. The eccentric artist John Dog loves the blues and King Edward The Seveth Imperial Cigars. I can not tell you how happy this outsider artist would be if you would send these to me. Please sent me E-mail  at john@johnsbighead.com and I will give you my snail mail address. All sites are protected by copywrite and are products from John's Big Head.  Look for additional updates can check out some eccentric art at -www.eccentric-artist.com. You might even find The Only True God or celebrity pictures and then help me find my hat.

Women’s Study


One of John D'Agostino, the eccentric artist's girlfriends.
A study in Scotland showed that the kind of "male face" a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features, like John D"Agostino, the eccentric Outsider Artist and if she is menstruating she is more prone to be attracted to a man not like the eccentric Outsider Artist John D"Agostino with scissors shoved in his temple.

A Cup-O-Joe painting by
eccentric artist
John D'Agostino

Another Cup-O-Joe painting by eccentric artist
John D'Agostino

Another Cup-O-Joe painting by eccentric artist
John D'Agostino

Another Cup-O-Joe painting by eccentric artist
John D'Agostino

GOOD
COFFEE

JOHN DOGS' LETTERS TO THE ONLY TRUE GOD

Dear The Only True God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if
ever, smell one another? Where are their damn priorities?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it
the same old story?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar,
the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
him, does he still get his rear whacked with a newspaper?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti.
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to do that
stupid-ass shake-hands trick to get in?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What the hell do humans understand?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have
been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all
I ever hear back is the horny beagle across the street.
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize to them?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because
we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the
accident on the carpet thing, again?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Dear The Only True God,
May I have my balls back?
The Only True God,- Don't ask me ask the eccentric Outsider artist John D'Agostino, aka: Rev. John Dog

Another Cup-O-Joe painting by
eccentric Outsider Artist
John D'Agostino

John D'Agostino, the Outsider
Artist Volunteer Work

1989-1990 The Columbus Committee for UNICEF
Volunteer and Co-Chair of the Education Committee

1988-1990 Central Ohio Returned Volunteer Association
Development Education Committee Chair, Vice-President

1990 Hunger and Development Coalition of Central Ohio
Executive Board Member

2004 IBZ - Sighisoara, Romania
English Teacher and Multi-Cultural Education
Consultant


"Me A Tree" Clock Painting
by Eccentric Outsider Artist
John D'Agostino

John D'Agostino
EDUCATION


2003 British Council
Istanbul, Turkey
Cambridge CELTA Certification for teaching English

1995-1997 Florida International University
Miami, Florida
MS: Art Education

1988-1990 The Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
MFA: Ceramics

1987-1988 Indiana University
Bloomington, Indiana
Ceramics

1981-1983 Pratt Institute
1978-1979 Brooklyn, New York
BFA: Sculpture, Highest Honors

1983-1984 Brookdale Community
1979-1981 Lincroft, New Jersey
AAS: Business
AAS: Marketing
AA: Liberal Arts

1976-1977 Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Advertising Design

 

Another Cup-O-Joe painting by
eccentric artist
John D'Agostino

GOOD
COFFEE
YUM

John D’Agostino
(The Eccentric Outsider Artist)
D.O.B.: 03/12/56
Citizenship: USA
Current Residence:
SIDE, TURKEY
E-mail: john@johnsbighead.com

A recipe from the Eccentric Outsider Artist John D'Agostino, aka John Dog aka Rev. John Dog
I don't normally forward any recipes but this is so good!

6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
salt and pepper to taste

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
• Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper.
• Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
• Place in baking pan in oven.
• Listen for popping sounds......
When chicken's ass blows out the oven door
and flies across the room, chicken is done.


Another Cup-O-Joe painting by eccentric artist John D'Agostino

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GOOD
COFFEE

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EMPLOYMENT

1998-2003 Art, Computer and English Teacher
Enka Okullari, Istanbul, Turkey

As a full time Art Teacher in grades K-4 during my first two years at Enka Schools I prepared lessons, developed curriculum and taught classes in art using English as the main language of instruction to predominately monolingual Turkish students. During my third year at Enka I worked to integrate technology into the English Program (for teachers, students, and administrators) and assisted teaching English to special needs students. For three years I taught computers and technology in grades 4 to 7 and led in developing the technology curriculum to meet international standards. I served on various committees, which included the Technology Committee, Playground and Behavior Committees. I was chairperson of the School Restructuring Committee. I worked on the founding of the Big Brothers and Big Sisters Student Tutoring Program.
I co-supervised the Computer and Website clubs. I helped produce an earthquake picture book, parent handbooks, internet and intranet sites for the school, various posters and graphics, and a recruitment slide show. I led various fund raising activities for Kosovo refuges and earthquake victims. I presented different workshops for teacher training at conferences including; use of art materials, classroom management, fostering creativity, assessment, and use of technology in the classroom.

1996-1998 Public School Art Teacher
Pine Villa Elementary School, Goulds, Florida

As a full time Art Teacher I prepared lessons and taught nineteen to twenty-one art classes weekly for grades two to five. I taught reading as the Reading Assistant five hours a week for a first grade class. I served on various committees and produce stage decorations and props for student plays and televised announcements. I was also chairperson of the Special Areas Department.

1995-1996 Adjunct Instructor
Miami-Dade Community College Homestead, Florida

I taught undergraduate courses in Art Appreciation and Humanities in the General Studies Department.
I developed multicultural art and humanities lessons which broadened the students’ aesthetic appreciation while enhancing critical thinking skills.

1991-1996 Museum Teacher and 4th Grade Program Coordinator
The Historical Museum of Southern Florida, Miami, Florida

I taught South Florida history and culture using art and drama, developed lessons and programs that reflected the diverse culture of South Florida. As Camp-in Director I supervised over-night educational museum activities. I coordinated school visits for approximately 200 schools and 20,000 students annually.

1992-1995 Part-Time Teacher
The Bake House Art Complex, Richmond and Dunbar Elementary Schools, Miami, Florida

Taught art classes and prepared lesson plans for after-school and summer programs for grades pre-k to five. Making decorative painted clocks, carnival sculptures, an 8 X 12 foot mural, and producing a video of the children’s carnival parade were some of the projects we did.

1988-1990 Graduate Teaching Associate
The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio

Prepared lessons and taught undergraduate courses including: Studio Arts for Non-Art Majors, Beginning Hand Building, and Beginning Wheel Throwing.

1989-1990 International Student Programs Intern
The Office of International Students and Scholars, The Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio

Assisted Foreign Student Advisors with program planning and implementation including:
the School Visit Program, Student Leadership Workshops, and Program Marketing.
Wrote and received a $5000 Biden-Pell Mini-Grant for a Global/Development Education 3 Day Retreat Workshop which included international experts, scholars, students, and public school teachers.

1984-1987 Peace Corps Rural Development Volunteer
Togo, West Africa

Assessed village needs, wrote grants and project proposals, oversaw the construction of 7 schools,
2 village water systems, and an 11 room clinic/maternity, administered project funds, purchased supplies, hired technicians, provided logistical support, trained masons and carpenters, and coordinated village volunteers.

 

Subject: Mergers- In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape deal, here are the next bombshell mergers, investors should expect:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - BUY
2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly Warner Cracker.
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - SELL
3. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - BUY
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - SELL
5. Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - BUY
6. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing Reproductive Organs.
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - BUY
7. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - SELL
8. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon Pants.
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - BUY
9. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become Knott NOW.
John D'Agostino the eccentric artist says - SELL

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